Perhaps the most controversial conflict in the history of the United States, the Vietnam War, was fought to prevent the spread of communism in Vietnam and surrounding countries.
Or was it?
New research points to the Vietnam War being a hoax made up by Liberals, and you guessed it, Crooked Hillary is at the center of it.
“I was always anti-Vietnam,” said Hillary in a private interview with The Colomen. “The reasons for the war, they were just not justifiable. I mean, who really cares if Vietnam is communist or not?” The American people care, Crooked Hillary.
When asked about the authenticity of the war, Crooked smirked and replied, “I guess someone figured it out. We Democrats are just getting better and better at deceiving the masses. I suppose it was only a matter of time until someone caught on.”
When asked about the reason for making up this hoax, Crooked Hillary responded, “There were a couple of reasons. The first was to try and get people to think poorly of Conservatives. I guess at the time it was ‘patriotic’ to be pro-war, and I would say that we succeeded in that goal. We also succeeded in strengthening Conservative values, but you win some you lose some. The second reason was to brainwash the American people. We definitely succeeded there, I mean, you’re the first person to ask me about the authenticity of the war in the decades since its ‘occurrence.’ It’s funny, really.”
You heard it here first. Crooked Hillary made the Vietnam War up to brainwash the American people and to give level-headed Conservatives a bad rap. Deplorable.
On the bright side, this means that the U.S. of A. is undefeated in all military conflict, so take that Communism.