A recent investigation by the Equestrian Society in Fresno, California, found that zebras are actually just horses, but just super pretentious about it.
“Yeah, they have, like, the same genetic makeup and everything, they just think they’re better than everybody else,” said researcher Kyle McLannahan, an avid horse-enthusiast. “They prance around like they own the place, trying to get attention for how pretty their fur is. ‘Oh! Look at me! I’m wearing a fancy coat! How fucking great that makes me!…’ ” Mr. McLannahan continued to mock what he perceived the zebras were thinking for some time.
There is no doubt in the scientific community that Zebras are, in fact, just cocky horses.