A Conversation with a Brit

Brit:   Which side is the right side?
Me:    The right side.
B:    Yeah.
M:   No, the right side is the right side.
B:    Yeah, of course I know that, but which side?
M:   The right one.
B:    Yeah, which is the right one?
M:   You just said which one.
B:    What did I just say?
M:   You just said the right one.
B:    Which one is right though?
M:   Fuck you.

B:    Look, I’m just concerned because everyone seems to be driving on the wrong side.
M:   No, they’re on the right side.
B:    Yeah, but that’s the wrong side.
M:   No it’s the right side.
B:    No, the left is the right side.
M:   How could the left side be the right side?
B:    No, I mean like right, like correct.
M:   I know what you mean.
B:    I don’t think you know what I—
M:   Fuck you.

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