George Soros at the Urinal

George Soros at the urinal,
’twas a conference in Berlin.
George Soros at the urinal,
he was there when I walked in.

George Soros at the urinal,
how his pee did mass migrate.
George Soros at the urinal,
the encounter felt like fate.

George Soros at the urinal,
as two men came through the door.
George Soros at the urinal,
as the men began an uproar.

George Soros at the urinal,
the men shouted “Devil!”
George Soros at the urinal,
how his head remained level.

George Soros at the urinal,
’twas answers the men seeked.
George Soros at the urinal,
I took the opportunity, to take a peek.

George Soros at the urinal,
his penis mildly impressive.
George Soros at the urinal,
he zipped up, his face visibly aggressive.

George Soros at the urinal,
he demands that the men leave.
George Soros at the urinal,
with anger does he seethe.

George Soros at the urinal,
the men shout “No more migrants!”
George Soros at the urinal,
now wishing he had just pissed on that fire hydrant.

George Soros at the urinal,
he gets ready to go.
George Soros at the urinal,
I shout “Wait, there’s something I need to know!”

George Soros at the urinal,
I then say: “are you God?”
George Soros at the urinal,
I wait for an answer, totally awed.

George Soros at the urinal,
lets out a sigh.
George Soros at the urinal,
then begins his reply.

George Soros at the urinal,
says, “it’s not all that simple.”
George Soros at the urinal,
“How can I be a God, if I have no temple?”

George Soros at the urinal,
“What about leftist broadcast media?” I reply.
George Soros at the urinal,
“It’s a temple of sorts, that you can’t deny”.

George Soros at the urinal,
he cackles at what I say.
George Soros at the urinal,
replies “Life isn’t black and white, it is gray”.

George Soros at the urinal,
“There is no God or Devil” says he.
George Soros at the urinal,
“There is only man. There is only me”.

George Soros at the urinal,
then begins to go.
George Soros at the urinal,
says “I shall kill you all; I thought you should know”.

George Soros at the urinal,
the conspiracy theorists begin to attack him.
George Soros at the urinal,
security then comes in, rushing to save him.

George Soros at the urinal,
security begins to beat us.
George Soros at the urinal,
I wish I had never made a fuss.

George Soros at the urinal,
I watch him leave the lavatory.
And as he leaves, and as I die,
I see the future:
A continent overrun with savagery.

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