Shep Smith: Clinton Supporter?

Tucker Carlson revealed in a Fox News exclusive last night that his colleague Shepard Smith—or “Shep,” as he is affectionately known around the office—is “obviously a clinton supporter” (he also asked that all news media not capitalize “Clinton” in his quote so as to further emphasize his disdain).

Carlson found particularly incriminating evidence that Shep donated $8.3 million to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign over the past forty-seven years.

In what the entire Fox News staff—except Shep, obviously—called “The Real Watergate,” the newsman made monthly deposits in eight different overseas banks to cover his tracks.  “Sounds like the ramblings of a guilty man,” Joe Biden commented.

When asked about the allegations over email, Shep replied simply, “Shit.”

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