BREAKING NEWS: President Trump’s “Mellow” Congressional Address The Result Of Elaborate Liberal Scheme

President Trump’s recent speech to Congress was described by many fake news sources like CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, PBS, and others as “presidential,” “refined,” and even “normal.” He read directly from the teleprompter, and refrained from his famous ranting, improvisational departures from his script, which modern liberals and fake news found “refreshing.” However, for those of us…

Men’s March On Washington

The Colomen will be organizing a Men’s March on Washington at some point in the near future. Keep an eye out for dates and times. The goal of this march is to protest against the Women’s March on Washington. Essentially, we at The Colomen believe that it is sexist to leave men out of the protest,…

Trump’s Bankruptcies: Success Or Failure?

Liberal propaganda consistently compares President Donald J. Trump to the success of his business(es), The Trump Organization (which is the collective name of the nearly 500 businesses in which Trump is the proprietor). Extremists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton constantly refer to his 6 declarations of bankruptcy, claiming that they are representative of…

CONFIRMED: Bernie Sanders Is A Russian Spy

Everyone knows about U.S. Senator and Vermont native Bernie Sanders’ ridiculous socialist ideals. These beliefs make so little sense that when Senator Sanders speaks, it might as well be in Russian for all we understand. Breaking news out of Moscow today shows us that this could actually be true. The Colomen Investigative reporter Martin Desormeaux was present at a press…

President Trump And Prime Minister Netanyahu Plan Destruction Of All Muslims

Mainstream media would have you believe that American President Donald J. Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met last week to rekindle the alliance between the United States and Israel. While this is politically correct and the duo did, in fact, meet last week, “rekindling the alliance” isn’t the principle reason. Everybody knows how…