Musings on The Filibuster

The Senate is a political organism we are all familiar with; it looms over the US government, casting its long shadow into every function of the state–except the ones that matter (e.g. torture). It is nearly omnipotent, weighing in on all matter from the next supreme court justice to the activities of private citizens. It commands from above forging a path for nations to follow. … Continue reading Musings on The Filibuster

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump’s “Mellow” Congressional Address The Result Of Elaborate Liberal Scheme

President Trump’s recent speech to Congress was described by many fake news sources like CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, PBS, and others as “presidential,” “refined,” and even “normal.” He read directly from the teleprompter, and refrained from his famous ranting, improvisational departures from his script, which modern liberals and fake news found “refreshing.” However, for those of us who appreciate having the truth told to us straight-up, as … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: President Trump’s “Mellow” Congressional Address The Result Of Elaborate Liberal Scheme

BREAKING NEWS: Marco Rubio Caught Helping Cubans Cross The Gulf Into Miami

On Sunday, Republican Senator and 2016 presidential candidate, Marco Rubio, was spotted by the Coast Guard on his private boat off the coast of Miami with his family. They were reportedly traveling in the direction of Cuba, and the boat was towing several large inner tubes. They were seen again by another Coast Guard vessel entering a Miami marina (The Colomen is not at liberty to share the … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Marco Rubio Caught Helping Cubans Cross The Gulf Into Miami

Men’s March On Washington

The Colomen will be organizing a Men’s March on Washington at some point in the near future. Keep an eye out for dates and times. The goal of this march is to protest against the Women’s March on Washington. Essentially, we at The Colomen believe that it is sexist to leave men out of the protest, and we will be marching to raise awareness for sexism … Continue reading Men’s March On Washington

Trump’s Bankruptcies: Success Or Failure?

Liberal propaganda consistently compares President Donald J. Trump to the success of his business(es), The Trump Organization (which is the collective name of the nearly 500 businesses in which Trump is the proprietor). Extremists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton constantly refer to his 6 declarations of bankruptcy, claiming that they are representative of his qualities as a leader and a businessman. Well riddle … Continue reading Trump’s Bankruptcies: Success Or Failure?

CONFIRMED: Bernie Sanders Is A Russian Spy

Everyone knows about U.S. Senator and Vermont native Bernie Sanders’ ridiculous socialist ideals. These beliefs make so little sense that when Senator Sanders speaks, it might as well be in Russian for all we understand. Breaking news out of Moscow today shows us that this could actually be true. The Colomen Investigative reporter Martin Desormeaux was present at a press conference in the Kremlin yesterday where Putin discussed the American … Continue reading CONFIRMED: Bernie Sanders Is A Russian Spy

Kim Jong Un Updates Workout Regimen So His “Flexing” Is More Effective

It seems that almost every week North Korea is testing another nuclear bomb. The funny thing is, nobody seems to care. Various reports out of North Korea have shown that the lack of intimidation among other world powers really hits home with Kim Jong Un. In an interview with Richard Rolando, a freelance reporter for The Colomen currently reporting (being held hostage) in North Korea, the dictator said: “All I … Continue reading Kim Jong Un Updates Workout Regimen So His “Flexing” Is More Effective