Senator Al Franken’s Secret Past

Senator Al Franken has risen to fame recently for his questioning of Attorney General Jeff Sessions. As he continued to grandstand and smear then Senator Sessions’ name, his ego grew and grew. He clearly feels now as if he is the next star of the Democratic Party, and that he simply can do no wrong…

Trump Gives Christie Poisoned Meatloaf

At a recent meeting between the New Jersey Governor and President Donald J. Trump a lot was made of the meal choices the gentlemen had for dinner. Chris Christie said on CNN, (fake news) that President Trump strongly encouraged him to order the meatloaf with him. Trump has never been known for pressuring others into eating…

House Minority Uses Real Whip

The House Minority Whip, Steny Hoyer, a Democratic Congressmen from Maryland, has apparently taken his new role as Whip very seriously. Congressman Hoyer has been seen parading around The Capitol with a black bull whip in hand. Hoyer has been going from office to office poking his head in and speaking to hesitant congressmen who…

Milo Yiannopolus: Undercover Spy?

Milo Yiannopoulos causes traditional Republicans and Democrats alike a pounding headache. The extravagant, fast-witted, senior editor of Breitbart consistently makes headlines for the things he says. “It’s all an act” says Dr. Lee Parker of UC Davis. Parker, a Ph.D in social psychology, often observes the actions of polarizing characters in United States culture. Dr.…

Why Elizabeth Warren Is A Traitor

Elizabeth Warren, or as I like to call her, The Mother of American Hatred. We all know that members of the United States Senate are chosen purely on their values (Massachusetts seceding?) yet somehow she forgot this truth and chose to slander the name of our Attorney General, and former fantastic senator, Jeff Sessions. This…