George Soros at the Urinal

George Soros at the urinal, ’twas a conference in Berlin. George Soros at the urinal, he was there when I walked in. George Soros at the urinal, how his pee did mass migrate. George Soros at the urinal, the encounter felt like fate. George Soros at the urinal, as two men came through the door.…

The Day My Father Died

Rain, pitter pattering along the roof My father In his armchair, his men surrounding him They were dressed in black, holding ak-47’s While my father was sweating, They remained perfectly calm and cool Then, The signal came A flare, Shot from the woods, Over the lake The red flame, Disrupting the calm morning, Bringing it…

The Toothpick Crisis

Weekly reports show a drastic decrease in toothpicks in North Virginia. The problem seems to be isolated solely in the North Virginia region, however this impending epidemic seems to have spread out into South Virginia. Reports show many restaurants have run dangerously low on the wooden stick we all use to clean our teeth. Outspoken…