The wax candle flickered the wick had almost completely burned and I sat there looking at my birthday cake. No one came to my party I made my own cake out of a box. I couldn’t bring myself to slice a piece The vanilla frosting began to melt. The fondant, however, remained a solid hunk of sugar I heard a knock on my … Continue reading The Birthday Cake
Thin blades of grass tickle my legs as I sit silently under the tree The evening sun set in the west and I looked over my shoulder to the east Mother moon told me that the day was ending and so was the week and the month as well Not the year, however “Such is the nature of the Gregorian Calendar” I … Continue reading Mother Moon
He took a puff of his cigarillo and walked up to the line and took his place He looked to his left at the man who always stood next to him every day and simply nodded he glanced down a caught a glimpse of the great serpent it spat yellow venom. He zipped his trousers, and nodded once more at the man Goodbye, he thought … Continue reading The Smoking Man
And the leaves fell from the mighty oak And I said to him, “Mr. Oak, why do drop your belongings?” “Well child,” he replied “They become too heavy to carry” And I said to him, “Well Mr.Oak, why collect them in the first place?” He then took his branch and struck me with it “Foolish question, my child!” I knew not … Continue reading Mr. Oak
What does this say? I asked the illiterate man I did not know that he was illiterate and he did not know what it said The newspaper read “The Thane has Returned!” Everyone knew But the man did not know for he could not read for he was illiterate Sir, I cannot read! He said to me Where do you live? I asked … Continue reading The Illiterate Man
The little boy stared at the pond the clear water he saw the fishes swimming the turtle lay dormant at the bottom He licked his lolly the rainbow colored treat scrumptious and sweet he looked into the pond the fish were gone the turtle looked at the boy “Why have you no bread?” the boy replied “I have no bread because I have … Continue reading The Turtle
Recent findings from researchers in Israel have further proven an already widely-believed fact: Jesus was white. Jedediah Rawles from Arkansas, an avid church-goer and “follower of fuckin’ Jesus” led the research team. “Yup, Jesus is white. I saw him last night. I was with some buds and I passed out. Woke up and saw fuckin’ Jesus.” When asked about his surroundings during the experience, Rawles … Continue reading BREAKING: Jesus Was White!