Your Monday Briefing

Good morning. Here’s what you need to know: 1. Emmys Last Night The liberal Hollywood elites convened again last night to make a joke of the American people. Host Stephen Colbert began his monologue by expressionlessly flipping of the camera for seventeen minutes straight. 2. Senate Republicans enjoy Totino’s pizza rolls. 3. There’s, like, some tornado or something somewhere. I don’t know, my Google’s stuck … Continue reading Your Monday Briefing

Your Friday Briefing

Good morning. Here’s what you need to know: 1. Canada invades Bahrain For oil, we guess…?  We’re really not sure.  Trudeau is refusing to answer his SnapChat and literally everyone in the administration (parliament included) took the day off to go to Six Flags.  So, watch out for that… 2. The New iPhone X:  Worth it? Hmmmmmmmmmmm……  No. 3. “The Semi-Daily,” your audio news report … Continue reading Your Friday Briefing