The Toothpick Crisis

Weekly reports show a drastic decrease in toothpicks in North Virginia. The problem seems to be isolated solely in the North Virginia region, however this impending epidemic seems to have spread out into South Virginia. Reports show many restaurants have run dangerously low on the wooden stick we all use to clean our teeth. Outspoken…

Trump’s Bankruptcies: Success Or Failure?

Liberal propaganda consistently compares President Donald J. Trump to the success of his business(es), The Trump Organization (which is the collective name of the nearly 500 businesses in which Trump is the proprietor). Extremists like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton constantly refer to his 6 declarations of bankruptcy, claiming that they are representative of…

Public Fails

For years, Democrats have been obsessed with the idea of “public works” projects. It’s stupid: people don’t want to give their money to the government so they can do stuff with it. Let people keep their money, government.

New Head Of EPA To Get Big Government Out Of The Way Of Business

Former Oklahoma Attorney General, Scott Pruitt, was confirmed today as the new head of the EPA. This nomination comes after days of stalling on the parts of Democratic Senators. Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, called the stunts “a historic level of obstruction” of government operation. This comes as Liberal Senators and Congressmen call for the investigation…