BREAKING: Jesus Was White!

Recent findings from researchers in Israel have further proven an already widely-believed fact: Jesus was white. Jedediah Rawles from Arkansas, an avid church-goer and “follower of fuckin’ Jesus” led the research team. “Yup, Jesus is white. I saw him last night. I was with some buds and I passed out. Woke up and saw fuckin’…

Oscars Disaster: A Liberal Ploy?

Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty—known Democrat sympathizers—awarded the Oscar for Best Picture Sunday evening to ‘La La Land’ instead of the rightful victor, ‘Moonlight.’ It wasn’t until three minutes into their acceptance speech that ‘La La Land’ producer Jordan Horowitz announced that they had not won and that ‘Moonlight’ had actually won best picture. Political analyst and…

Vietnam War: Hoax?

Perhaps the most controversial conflict in the history of the United States, the Vietnam War, was fought to prevent the spread of communism in Vietnam and surrounding countries. Or was it? New research points to the Vietnam War being a hoax made up by Liberals, and you guessed it, Crooked Hillary is at the center…

The War Of Biblical Proportions

The Trump administration has promised to bring a renewed vigor to the fight against the self proclaimed Islamic State. They have promised to dedicate more resources to the fight that has claimed the lives of thousands of Christians—the Christians that live in the Holy Land; the ones with a spiritual connection to the founders of…

Catfish: Cats or Fish?

It is widely known that cats have a strong dislike for water. When you throw water at them they run. I conduct an empirical study of this hypothesis using a glass of water, and my cat. The results further confirmed my hypothesis. In three trials, when water was dropped from my water glass onto my…