BREAKING: Comey Confirms Russia Ties, Obama Wiretapping

In his testimony to the House Intelligence Committee on Monday, F.B.I. director James Comey confirmed ties of various Trump Administration officials to the Kremlin.  Though some links were somewhat tenuous, Comey said that “there’s not a shred of doubt in my mind that most of the Administration is colluding with top Russian officials.” The specific nature…

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump’s “Mellow” Congressional Address The Result Of Elaborate Liberal Scheme

President Trump’s recent speech to Congress was described by many fake news sources like CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, PBS, and others as “presidential,” “refined,” and even “normal.” He read directly from the teleprompter, and refrained from his famous ranting, improvisational departures from his script, which modern liberals and fake news found “refreshing.” However, for those of us…

BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Address A Massive Success

President Donald J. Trump gave his first address to “the carnage that is America” two days ago at the Capitol.  He touched on building unity and strength in the United States, restructuring military spending, bolstering immigration security, and reforming healthcare.  But these weren’t really the issues that people wanted to hear about.  Not at all. The people wanted…

Elizabeth Warren To Face Charges For Email Scandal

In an incident horrifyingly reminiscent of that with failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Senator Elizabeth Warren was found sending official government documents through a private account. Her email—spicywarren@hotmail.com—was searched by FBI agents earlier this week.  Said a suspiciously defensive Warren, “Look, I can’t keep track of all these accounts!  I’ve got Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, a Finsta…