Autism And Other Mental Disabilities

Recently, one of our writers at The Colomen was diagnosed with Autism. That writer, The Illuminator, has suspected for years that he was Autistic, but was never diagnosed. This made us ask some questions here at the office. The first: What is Autism? Autism is a mental disability where the sufferer wants as much attention as…

BREAKING NEWS: PEW Report Shows That All Gluten-Free Are Racist

Shocking new reports from the PEW Research Center indicate that all people who are gluten-free are racist. PEW data analyst Judy Rogers says, “The data are in and the trends are clear: with a staggering r-squared of 1.00, decreased consumption of gluten corresponds to increased racist tendencies.”  The report also showed that the majority of gluten-free-induced racism has targeted African-Americans,…

The Day My Father Died

Rain, pitter pattering along the roof My father In his armchair, his men surrounding him They were dressed in black, holding ak-47’s While my father was sweating, They remained perfectly calm and cool Then, The signal came A flare, Shot from the woods, Over the lake The red flame, Disrupting the calm morning, Bringing it…

Why is There no International Men’s Day?

Well, there actually is one! November 19th is International Men’s Day. But, why have you not heard of it, and why is it not celebrated and recognized? I’ll tell you why! Because of SEXISM! Feminists, and their liberal enablers, are happy to celebrate and recognize women all day, yet, when it comes to celebrating men,…